Kitson's Email #4 (Series 1:3)

Dining Across the Divide

Dining across the divide: ‘Once I got used to the ooze excreting from his every pore it was just like gossiping with a friend.’

They disagreed on whether to commit planet-wide genocide, but what happened when a Starmer-sceptic and the Supreme Leader of the Bangorgs got their teeth into the education system?

Silvia, 32, St Lukes, Exeter

Occupation: Lettings Agent.

Voting record: Self-described centrist. She has voted Labour, Lib Dem and Conservative previously. Interested in voting for Keir Starmer but still thinks he needs to be a bit more charismatic to win her vote. 

Amuse bouche Silvia is allergic to bananas- but didn’t find this out until she worked on a banana farm in her gap year.

Supreme Leader Malstrad, 361, Hothal (Planet Bangorg)

Occupation: Supreme Leader of the Bangorgs

Voting record: Hasn’t been in the UK long so ineligible to vote. Canvassed for the Reform Party at the last election. 

Amuse bouche: Malstrad wants to eliminate life on Planet Earth.